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Wilbur Scholz (Shortcircuit): The reason you don’t leave fortunes to manchildren.
Jessica Napier (Blacklight): If clones don’t have souls, and gingers don’t have souls, does Jessica have a negative soul?
??? (Skinnyman): Turned into a monster, he is a motherfucker.
Ryan Wallace (Blackout): Was voted most likely in his class to become a serial killer.
Friedrich Kravitz: Does all the hard work, Wilbur just takes credit.
Nisa Verion (Mouse): The 70s called, they want their glasses back, sister.
Jefferson Higgins: His name Jeff.